Battle Tank Float
The command vehicle. Turret blaster ready.
The Ultimate Water Battle Store — for pools, lakes, beaches, and backyard battles.


Built for maximum summer chaos. Ride, splash, battle, laugh, repeat.
Twenty ways to win the water. Battle floats, blasters, party gear, and everything in between.
The command vehicle. Turret blaster ready.
Speed lanes and side blasters, built for duels.
Board, blast, plunder the pool.
Straddle and strike. Apex predator energy.
Low profile. High chaos.
Cold drinks always in range.
20ft of floating base camp.
Modular platform for lake HQ.
Cupholders, canopy, cooler well.
Paddle in, blast out.
Long-range piston pump.
Auto-fire. No pump. All splash.
500 balloons. Rapid rigging.
Deflect incoming waves.
Tournament on the water.
Poolside hoops, weighted base.
Regulation net. Chaotic games.
0 to inflated in 90 seconds.
Film the win. Stay dry.
Battle damage? No problem.
Prebuilt loadouts for every squad size. From first-timers to full command.
Every product launches with cinematic short-form videos, battle demos, and social clips.
Snap-cut opener. Turret splash.
Real-water duel montage.
Full family loadout drop.
Kid reveals + first-fire face.
240fps water sculpture shots.
Warm, cinematic, summer TV feel.
Float Wars celebrates the inventive spirit behind water-play culture. Inspired by trailblazing innovators like Lonnie Johnson, we are building a new generation of water battle experiences for families, friends, pools, lakes, and beaches.
Float Wars is an independent brand and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Lonnie Johnson or the Super Soaker brand.
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